bhOndOO’s mobile.

bhOndOO’s monthly mobile bill consumes 20% of his scholarship. It is because he gets many calls! Of course, incoming is free, but for that bhOndOO should attend the call. Most often, he sees a missed call and then calls back.
Following are the places where bhOndOO’s mobile generally exists:

  • the pocket of his handbag.
  • the tabletop of his computer.
  • in bhOndOO’s hands, when he makes a call.
  • in someone else’s hands, when bhOndOO forgets it in lab or coffee-board.

bhOndOO has

  • lost his mobile 47 times.
  • 23 mails on iisc.lost-and-found newsgroup.
  • got back his mobile 47 times!

An incomplete list of reasons behind the last bullet is:

  • the mobile is monochrome — literally; it almost always shows only one color: white.
  • the buttons need to be pressed harder than NP-Hardness.
  • the mobile-speaker is as dumb as every student in Topics in Approximation Algorithms class.
  • Motorola has stopped the support for the model.
  • 67% of IIScians know of bhOndOO’s 16th century mobile.

bhOndOO cannot buy another mobile because his grandmother had gifted it to him when he was selected for research in IISc.

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4 Responses to “bhOndOO’s mobile.”

  1. shit! blessings! « iisc life. Says:

    […] last level of the game Mario. But bhOndOO completes it successfully. He is overjoyed! He takes out his mobile to see how much time is remaining for the treat — ten minutes. bhOndOO smiles, I am doing […]

  2. an evening at advisor’s house. « Apkmnp's Blog Says:

    […] bhOndOO’s mobile witnessed almost a breakage when Muggy threw it on the floor. bhOndOO got very upset, but smiled, and handed her over to her father. He felt relieved to check that the mobile was in one piece. He soon realized, while messaging his friend, that the button titled number 3 had to be pressed much harder to get the characters d-e-f on screen. Soon, Muggy went inside. […]

  3. shit! blessings! « Apkmnp's Blog Says:

    […] last level of the game Mario. But bhOndOO completes it successfully. He is overjoyed! He takes out his mobile to see how much time is remaining for the treat — ten minutes. bhOndOO smiles, I am doing well in […]

  4. Palash Aggrawal Says:

    is there a whole network of the bhondoo blog? i mean are there other blogs of him too?

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