taking revenge using google chat.

bhOndOO was very frustrated with the way his love life was happening. He had not yet succeeded in telling Shami of his emotions for her. Meanwhile, Gullu’s efforts to impress Shami were on the rise and he was getting successful at it.

bhOndOO banged his fist on the table. The monitor vibrated, the CPU started making a roaring noise, and the mouse jumped like a… well… mouse. The google ad on the monitor Win DVD of Jab We Met flickered. bhOndOO got doubly agitated to know that his hand was paining.

At the next moment, bhOndOO’s eyes turned red, the face pink, and pulse-rate 100: Gullu came online on gmail. I must show to him that I am not a coward! He should be taught a lesson. I will teach him a lesson.

But bhOndOO did not know how to take revenge using Google chat. He started searching for options, but nothing came to his mind. He held the monitor and thought of throwing it away, he thought of banging his fist on Gullu’s name on the screen, he also thought of switching off the monitor! But he knew that none of it would really affect Gullu. What should I do? What should I do?

Suddenly, his eyes fell on the Google ad Win DVD of Jab We Met and the idea sparkled in his mind — the one given by Shahid Kapoor to Kareena Kapoor in the movie — to abuse on phone without waiting for the answer.

bhOndOO clicked on Gullu’s name. A chat window appeared. bhOndOO thought for a while, smiled and then wrote:

Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

bhOndOO felt very happy to see his performance. He remembered that he had to simply continue writing and sign-off before Gullu could reply. He wrote:

The rain makes all things beautiful
The grass and flowers too,
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn’t it rain on you?

Gullu was surprised by this sudden attack. He wanted to write but could not find any poetic words. He kept thinking, and bhOndOO’s happiness was increasing like anything. He further added:

Roses are red, violets are blue
Monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.

Finally, Gullu’s anger kicked away his strategy of using poetic words. He wrote to bhOndOO:


bhOndOO, looking at the abusive language, added the following to the previous lines:

Don’t feel so angry, you will find me there too
Not in a cage, but laughing at you…

and signed off.

Later in the day, bhOndOO’s hostel-mates heard a loud voice of Nagada Nagada Nagada Bajaa… coming out of his room.


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4 Responses to “taking revenge using google chat.”

  1. bhOndOO can’t dance saala. « iisc life. Says:

    […] can’t dance saala. By iisc After bhOndOO took revenge on Google Chat, Gullu was looking for options. He wanted to teach bhOndOO a lesson of lifetime — something […]

  2. TracerBullet Says:

    Nice one. Really enjoyed it.

  3. TracerBullet Says:

    There is a small mistake. It is Kareena kapoor not Karishma kapoor

  4. iisc Says:

    Thanks TracerBullet. The entry is corrected.

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