bhOndOO can’t dance saala.

After bhOndOO took revenge on Google Chat, Gullu was looking for options. He wanted to teach bhOndOO a lesson of lifetime — something big, something intense, something creative!

Gullu thought for a while, sipping a coke. As the coke rushed through his intestine like a snake, Gullu got an idea! He collected his friends from Rhythmica group and pursuaded them to sing a transformed version of Pappu can’t dance saala in the next Rhythmica concert.

bhOndOO, unaware, innocent, was busy calling his friends from Bangalore:

“Hey Champu, the concert is today evening. It is very nice. Just come over. We will have dinner in Nesara then.”. “Who all are coming?”. “Everyone, Simmi, Franckie, JoJo.”. “Okay, I will be there.”.

“Hey Simmi, come for Rhythmica this evening to be followed by dinner.”. “Who are coming?”. “Everyone, Champu, Franckie, JoJo.”. “Okay.”.

“Hey Franckie… Hello? Are you ill?”. “Ya, man. Suffering from cold.”. “Don’t worry man! All your cold will vanish tonight. Want to have dinner with Simmi?”. “What? How?”. “Then come to IISc at 17:00.”. “Okay, I will be there.”.

“Hey JoJo. What are you doing this evening?”. “I have lot of work, bhOndOO. Project deadline is approaching.”. “If you miss today’s deadline, then you will be dead, JoJo.”. “What are you saying?”. “Franckie is planning for dinner with Simmi today.”. “What?”. “Yes, if you don’t come, he will definitely succeed.”. “No yaar. I am coming. I am coming.”.

Everyone reached Satish Dhawan Auditorium at 17:00. The program started at 17:30. The very first song was dedicated to bhOndOO.

This is the future man!

Tirkit daana tirkit daana,
Gee gee daana, lets dance..
Tirkit daana tirkit daana,
Gee gee daana, lets dance..

Hai machchar, hey chittar
Hai machchar, hai chittar

Hai machchar, hai chittar
Full bore, he is a chapter, he’s a chapter, he’s a chapter..
bhOndOO ki jabaan tez hai
bhOndOO failures mein craze hai,
bhOndOO ki aankhein ullu si,
bhOndOO ujadi hui sej hai,
Sej hai…
’60 ki ghadi haathon mein
Perfume sasta wala

But bhOndOO can’t dance saala! hoye hoye hoye hoye
But bhOndOO can’t dance saala! hoye hoye hoye hoye
Haan bhOndOO naach nahi sakta!

Wenna may I see you when you dance in the hall
And a wenna may I see you when you dance….hey!

(Tirkit daana tirkit daana,
Gee gee daana, lets dance..
bhOndOO cant dance saala..) – 2
(Tirkit daana, daana naa) – 4

Paida bhOndOO hua to kismatein boojhi,
Aur usko engineering ki soojhi,
Haii..yeahhh yeahhh.. bhOndOO ke paas tootaa chashma,
Haii..yeahhh yeahhh.. bhOndOO hai devil ka karishma,
Haii..yeahhh yeahhh.. bhOndOO ko haarne se pyar hai,
Haii..yeahhh yeahhh.. bhOndOO sabse bada gaddar hai..

But bhOndOO can’t dance saala, hoye hoye hoye hoye
But bhOndOO can’t dance saala, hoye hoye hoye hoye
Haan bhOndOO naach nai sakta…

Tirkit daana, daana naa,
Tirkit daana, daana naa,
Tirkit daana, naa naa naa naa
Tirkit daana, naa naa naa

Papa kehte hai bada naam karega,
Mera bhOndOO to aisa kaam karega,
Haii..yeahhh yeahhh.. bhOndOO ek din maar khayega,
Haii..yeahhh yeahhh.. raston par gaana gayega,
Haii..yeahhh yeahhh.. bhOndOO har hafte nahata hai,
Haii..yeahhh yeahhh.. jahan jaata hai sar khata hai..
But bhOndOO cant dance saala

(Tirkit daana tirkit daana,
Gee gee daana, lets dance..
hoye hoye hoye hoye) – 6

Champu asked, “Hey, where is bhOndOO?”.

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6 Responses to “bhOndOO can’t dance saala.”

  1. Mukta Says:

    you are awesome rupesh! where do you get this sense of humour!!!!

  2. Mads Says:

    Hail Nice Man!!
    We bow down to this sense of humor!!
    Honestly Rupesh!! Am just so glad to know you. Your sense of humor is an inspiration…i am almost falling off the chair…(my weight is just opposing gravity and so the almost!!)
    thank you for so many laughs:)
    absolutely brilliant!!!

  3. Vamsi Says:

    Hey bhOOndO! I am eager to know, what plans you have to take revenge on Gullu NOW 😉 Let me know if you need any help 😛

  4. SachiN (Bloggeratti Incredibulous) Says:

    classic bhOOndO!

    nice!

  5. SachiN (Bloggeratti Incredibulous) Says:

    classic bhOOndO!

    nice!

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