phd fullforms.

In response to iisc fullforms, one reader, Subhash, sent me the following PhD fullforms. Thanks Subhash.


Patiently hoping for a Degree
Piled higher and Deeper
Professorship? hah! Dream on!
Please hire. Desperate.
Physiologically Deficient
Pour him (or her) a Drink
Philosophically Disturbed
Probably headed for Divorce
Pathetically hopeless Dweeb
Probably heavily in Debt
Parents have Doubts
Professors had Doubts
Pheromone Deprived
Probably hard to Describe
Patiently headed Downhill…
Permanent head Damage
Pulsating heaving Disaster?
Pretty homely Dork
Potential heavy Drinker
Professional hamburger Dispenser
Post hole Digger
Professional hair Dresser
Progressive heart Doctor
Professional humidity Detector
Piano hauling Done
Pro at hurling Darts
Professional hugger of Dames
Private house Detective
Pizza hut Driver
Pretty heavily Depressed
Prozac handouts Desired
Pretty heavy Diploma
Pathetic homeless Dreamer
Please hold Dangerous
Permanently held Dear
Proudly half Dead
Promised hell Down-the-road
Precisely helping Deadheads
Processed here, Dammit
Probably heavenly Death

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5 Responses to “phd fullforms.”

  1. Anil Says:

    my fav:
    Passed with Highest Difficulty
    (seems to be true, at least in the case of IISc)

  2. Anil Says:

    correction, it should have been:
    Passed with Highest Difficulties.

  3. vadhana Says:

    and mine, Pretty Heavily Depressed.. a right one for all research scholars!!

  4. Dr.Who Says:

    “Pizza hut Driver” ??? LOl 😀 good one,,, lol .
    i have to tell my husband that!

  5. Chetana Says:

    Well, have heard Paagal Hone ki Degree as well 🙂

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